My brother insulted me while I was in bad mood plus on my period and I was crying for 10 minutes straight and he was like shouting at me trying to know why I’m crying so much and I can’t tell him I’m on my period help me. (P.S. To the men reading this, WOMAN REALLY CRY A LOT ON THEIR PERIOD SO DONT BE ASSHOLES PLEASE)

Things some people should really start to fucking know:

1. When someone is crying over something that is your fault, don’t fucking try and make yourself look tough by insulting them for crying.

2. When someone’s obviously hurt over something you said, you fucking shut up and change the subject, not continue saying it until they break down into tears

3. When someone’s having a terrible day and you’re the only person they actually trust to talk to, don’t fucking play with their trust and make their day worse as a ‘joke’ because it fucking breaks them inside

4. When you fucking enter someone’s room and they’re crying, once they say “go away!” You don’t fucking stand there with the door wide open as a joke, they’re hurt inside, they feel crushed and they can’t stop crying and you have no fucking rights to tease them when they’re in that state

5. In all words, when someone’s obviously having a shitty time, you don’t make it shitter for them, you either shut the fuck up or show them that you care instead of being a little bitch

JUST LIKE IMAGINE?!

  • You: Hi can you sign my-
  • Dan: Wait holy shit. Is that you? Oh my god. I- I sound like a creep now but, I know you! You have a fanpage about me, right? Yeah! I kind of stalk it, like not in a creepy way but, you're just really funny and adorable! Can I have a picture of you? I took one of your selfies and cropped it onto a photo with me in it so it looks like we're together! Hold on I think I have it in my wallet
  • Normal person: *tells a witty joke
  • Me: ok
  • Dan Smith: *tells the same joke*
  • Me: je SUS HOLY HEAVEN ABOVE WHAT IS AIR GOD DAMN SWEET DICKS IN MY ASS HOL Y GOD MY LUNGS BLESS YOUR SOUL

unclefather:

drpepper2:

i don’t get why some people don’t like Scrubs…

i don’t want no scrub a scrub is a guy who can’t get no love from me

hanging on the passenger side of his best friend’s ride, trying to hollar at me

xlucyrowdenx:

Dan the dork 

(i do not own any of these pics or gifs)

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forever-bastille:

So my dad saw my secret Dan Smith stash today said ‘He is too good for you’ and then left.

Thanks dad for brightening up my day, like I didn’t know that already.

YOUR DAD IS MEAN DAN CAN COME KISS YOU BC YOURE PERFECT